Now, Who's Hot, Who Not? ~ By Sofia

MISS NEW BOOTY- HOT

Booty booty booty rockin everywhere…

What happened to bubba sparxxx?

Brazilian Butt Lift workout! HOLY MOLY… if life was a work out, this would be it. If workouts were equivalent to delicious chocolate, this would be Belgium chocolate made by monks who spend their lives learning from God and making chocolate- holy food. As you can see from my rabbit trail about chocolate, I NEED to work out. The Brazilians have an amazing ability to take normal things and kick it up a level…hello Brazilian bikini wax! So Leandro Carvalho took normal squats and lunges and kicked it up a notch. He found himself some Brazilian super models to train, got their rear ends high and tight, and made himself a little empire of fitness.

This is the DVD cover

I stumbled upon this at about two in the morning after a night of watching too many scary lifetime movies. In an attempt to numb my mind from the all too real scenarios of teenage killers who have affairs with teachers, I turned to infomercials. In about four minutes I was sold and needed to have this work out shipped overnight because anytime a Victoria Secret model is telling me she needs to do this to make her body look good, I need to listen and follow suit!

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Let me also tell you the fitness models look really happy while they do these moves. They look effortless as if curtsy lunging with ankle weights and a smile is the most natural move ever. Besides the frustrations of them never breaking a sweat, I am obsessed with this workout DVD.

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It’s fun, it’s hard, and it works…like really works! SO go get your gold leggings, legwarmers, sweat band, and scrunchie and lets get PHYSICAL… or grab cool workout clothes that make you look HOT and get yo butt looking GOOD!

JAMZ - HOT

Get this app…SONGZA. It’s a big deal and it’s free and it’s amazing and that’s it.

This is a free music app with no commercials and no pop ups! Ever have a moment that you think, ”Ugh I want music but I don’t know what I want to listen to? I don’t know what mood I am in.” Well this is an answer to all your worries. It customizes crazy good play lists based on your mood, and there is a little step by step prompt thing that leads you to the best playlist you never knew you wanted to hear. So this morning as I sat on the train I selected “Play music for Thursday morning” on my morning commute and selected “Feel confidant, baller and RICK ROSS PLAYLIST!”  HELLO AMAZING!

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IF you are not convinced of this greatness, then please check it out for yourself. You can thank me later. As you see above I like chocolate so, you know….

BRIDES BE CRAY-ZEEEEYYY… this is always a NOT HOT!

One flew over the coo-coos nest is the general theme for most brides. All reason, kindness, and patience really goes out the window when some of these ladies get the rock and buy their first bridal magazine.

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In an effort to bring them down a notch and get a cold splash of reality, I am totally cool with people making fun of their crazy. I must say if their man stays with them through all that insanity, they are pretty much golden for the rest of their lives. (I am not married so this is also clearly terrible advice and no one should take me seriously, I only watch this madness on reality TV…and some friends.) So as obvious as it is how NOT HOT crazy brides are, watching this video will make you laugh, really, really loud.

THERE IS SCREAMING, LAUGHING and pure HYSTERIA. The best part is the groom getting himself out of the water while a bridesmaid tries to PICK UP the bride. AHH this is good, so bad its good.