





- You flip your lid if you find yourself in a coffee shop without wifi.
- You become irritable when people don’t realize you run your schedule on New York Minutes.
- You’re very protective of your coffee and will cut a b**** if someone attempts to add your milk for you.
- You stare at the stranger eating on the subway with venom in your eyes because you don’t accept Indian food as acceptable “subway food.”
- You’ve seen little kids read the New York Times (that other small New York publication) and you don’t bat an eye because New Yorkers have heightened intelligence.
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