Your life doesn’t resemble Friends, How I Met Your Mother or Sex and the City.
All your friends back home ask if you’ve been on Cash Cab.
You’re almost at the stage of giving up and buying an old lady grocery cart.
You help tourists find their way on the subway because you’re a nice person, but mostly because you want them to stop hovering and pointing at the map above your head.
You discover a new coffee shop that brightens your day and you tell everyone about it in hopes it won’t shut down. Basically, you’re selfish.
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